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flemmings ([personal profile] flemmings) wrote2009-04-25 01:34 pm

Can *you* spell Rorschach?

(Can you? It's as bad as Nietzsche AFAIC.)

OK, so we all know about furniture porn, yes? Especially the lawn chairs. The lawn chairs fill me with gladness.

I'm working my way through The Study of Taboo Kanji where the author tells me that once upon a time there was a hanzi for penis that looked like 了 turned upside down, which yeah, I can see it, and that 'bird man' is a Chinese way of saying utter dolt and that mutatis mutandis 'yer Mom' is the classic Chinese curse, and other such useful information. And in an aside he says that the hanzi for colour 色 first meant 'sex, copulation' (and not the other way around as we all believed.) He says originally it was a pictograph of a man entering a woman from behind while she was on hands and knees. 'Which you can see at once by looking at the original form' and presents us with a squiggle of string that looks to me like nothing so much as the kanji for deer 鹿. (Though maybe the hanzi for deer is also a picture of a man entering a deer from behind. In the world of hanzi derivation, I begin to think, anything is possible. Or scholars in the field smoke a lot of crack.) I do not see any man or woman or hot action there no matter how I try, which is why I think hanzi scholars depend on ahhh 'substances' to enhance their understanding of hairline cracks in ancient bits of animal bone.

Whatever, this made me think of said squiggle, so I am happy. My feelthy eye is not entirely out.
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[personal profile] incandescens 2009-04-25 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The lawnchair has a pretty face,
Its private life is a disgrace.
I really need not tell to you
The awful things that lawnchairs do!

[identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The hinged kind that can go up and down in odd ways and configurations has always struck me as intended to be an aid (possibly an impropmptu aid) to Kama Sutra practices-- whoops, here I am suddenly with my legs above my head-- so it's not that far a stretch to lawn chairs copulating on their own.
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[personal profile] incandescens 2009-04-25 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And it would explain why you find them all tangled up together in the dark recesses of the shed.

[identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Now about those garden hoses...

(I swear 'impropmptu' was a) not there when I prviewed my answer and b) unintentional.)
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[personal profile] incandescens 2009-04-25 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Garden hoses are mere serpents compared to the dragons that are lawn chairs.

(I believe you, I believe you.)

[identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But garden hoses turn into Book of Kells incipits the minute your back is turned. Lawn chairs can at least be persuaded to untangle in time, though usually not without savaging your hands with splinters. Garden hoses are more stubborn, and viperish with it. Cf the famous "Why won't the water come out? Oh, the hose is kinked. Here-- AGHHHH!!!"
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[personal profile] incandescens 2009-04-25 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Or the classic, "Let me just get the nozzle right -- YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU'D TURNED IT ON!!!"