The ills that (middle-aged female) flesh is heir to

[flemmings]

I can has gall bladdr.
I can has gall-st0nes.
I can has gall-st0nes that get stuck in nek of gall bladdr.
I can has distended gall bladdr.
I can has chronic unhappy crowdy feeling in right abdomen punctuated by stabbity cramps of DOOM.

As Dorothy Parker said, 'Can, hell. Does.'

I can has surgery January 24.

(To which end, fat-free diet no caffeine no dairy no alcohol no fun for two months. 'A slimmer much less wider man/ She rose the morrow morn.')

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[flemmings.livejournal.com]

Sad, innit? I just hope I can still have my (small judicious) doses of iced tea.