The ills that (middle-aged female) flesh is heir to

[flemmings]

I can has gall bladdr.
I can has gall-st0nes.
I can has gall-st0nes that get stuck in nek of gall bladdr.
I can has distended gall bladdr.
I can has chronic unhappy crowdy feeling in right abdomen punctuated by stabbity cramps of DOOM.

As Dorothy Parker said, 'Can, hell. Does.'

I can has surgery January 24.

(To which end, fat-free diet no caffeine no dairy no alcohol no fun for two months. 'A slimmer much less wider man/ She rose the morrow morn.')

Comments

[incandescens]

Much sympathy. Very much. (No caffeine? ARGH.)

[mauvecloud.livejournal.com]

As long as surgery gets rid of listed ills. Yea for surgery. (But, I parrot, no cappucino for 60 days?)

[joasakura.livejournal.com]

oh, dear - I salute you. :hugs!!!!!!:

(I couldn't handle the "no wheat" thing on this end if "No caffeine" was part of the deal ;_;)


(oh, and BTW, should you be going to the drugstore in the near future, I'm going to be needing some more of the high-test tylenol. This has been a very bad week for my skull so far);_;

[stormcloude]

My sympathies.

As much as coffee does a number on my insides, I think I'd have to wean myself off it. And the Fat-free would be awfully tough.

[mvrdrk.livejournal.com]

Much sympathy!

[umadoshi.livejournal.com]

Oh, oww! ;_; Major sympathies.

[rasetsunyo.livejournal.com]

D: Hope all goes well!

[i-am-zan.livejournal.com]

Hope the abstinence goes well.

*hugs* and stuff!

[baka-gaijin.livejournal.com]

~ pets you and passes you cup of caffeine free tea ~

[oprettylights.livejournal.com]

Wow, that really sucks! *hugs* I hope it goes well for you...