Still a few bugs in the system

[flemmings]

After Damn You Auto Correct, we have Google voice mails.

When Google transcribes voicemails, it doesn't always get it right. This is a collection of its attempts to transcribe readings of the Percy Shelley poem 'Ozymandias'.

You know the one- 'I met a traveller from an antique land/ Who said, Two vast and trunkless legs of stone/ Stand in the desert; near them, on the sand' etc etc. Which inspires such lovely things as:

I love traveling from in San Diego and who's that, tool that and from flagstone, and in the desert.
Yes, I'm on the Sand, has found I shacker this inside most out.

Am not a James Joyce fan, have no desire to read Finnegan's Wake, but love things that sound like Joyce wrote them. So I also love the name of the blog- My Name is All Day Monday.

Comments

[mvrdrk.livejournal.com]

Will check that out as soon as I've got the tax paperwork ready to go out! Sounds like fun, though I don't know the Shelley poem.

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

They print it on the webpage for comparison.

[rasetsunyo.livejournal.com]

This is amazing. :D

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

Simple things amuse simple people, maybe, but *I* like it.

[i-am-zan.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! ^_^ Those made me laugh. ^_^

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

One needs a few laughs these days.

[mmoneurere.livejournal.com]

and I have a government.
The plan to say to back and talk with league still instead in the desert near the months and have some exciting news insight is frown and make a bit and see your called command telescope through.
Bubbles passions red, which it survive step and would like to spend a hand them off of the apartment for rent, the pedestal, these words appear.
My name is on the 90 s King 15 look on my work, you might be in despair.
Nothing beside remain.
I'd like a colossal rack Bamba there alone in the whole send stretch far away.

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

That... That's... I have no words. Babelfish couldn't mangle it more.

I'd like a colossal rack

I would not.