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[flemmings]

I have been reading metafandom and I have been reading fandom_wank and now I want an icon that says "HP fandom: a plague on both all your houses." I can't believe someone hasn't made one of those yet.

Anyone wants me I'll be in this corner writing dragon smut. And for every major wank I shall add yet another sex scene. The sorry state of fandom is indicated by the fact that there are now three lengthy sexual encounters in a story that began life as irreproachable gen. I may take them out because they're more or less gratuitous but then again, maybe I won't.

Only posting so I can use my pissed!Goujun icon. "I hope you assholes realize you've got *all* of Heaven against you now."




And in the midst of the chaos, happily a happy birthday to the effulgent luxetumbra.

Comments

[joasakura.livejournal.com]

yanno, once i stuck a toe in HP fandom, and it was promptly bitten off. only a quick retreat saved me from a lifetime of teetering around on 3" heels on one foot and a pegleg on the other. >.>;

I miss that toe.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

ahahahah!
would you have to have a special, longer, peg leg for when you wore the 3" heels? XD You know, so you wouldn't be lopsided!

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

Aaarh, matey. You just happened to hit a shark-infested patch. Sadness. (Details?)

the cliff-notes version. ^_^

[joasakura.livejournal.com]

meh, i had gotten involved with a Sirius/Remus group and made the utter tactical error of getting in the middle of a slash vs. yaoi discussion in the attempt to be the voice of reason and getting back to being able to read werewolf smut.

In the end, I got called a bunch of names, had my intelligence, talent and i believe my ancestry maligned, and fled as fast as i could from the group before i descended to their level.

and as fandom_wank oft proves, not exactly an isolated incident, that. ^.^;

Re: the cliff-notes version. ^_^

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

Sadly, though you'd think Sirius/ Lupin people might be above the common run. But slash vs yaoi will lose you body parts in almost any forum I can think of. It's up there with consubstantial vs cosubstantial and nominalist vs realist as a flashpoint for invective, crusades and random burnings at the stake.