I think I *will* hang myself today.

[flemmings]

You know what my Billboard #1 Birthday hit was? I had no idea; I didn't know Billboard *had* chart listings when I was born. But they did. And the #1 hit the week I was born was Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. Wait, it gets worse. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer sung by Gene Autry.

And you wonder why I've never had any use for music.

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[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

Hey, I used to have a record of that song! I loved it! I wish I still had it. I have no idea what became of it.

And I get "Oh! Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison.

Oh, and? Please not to hang yourself!

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

Sleeping pills are *so* much less painful. ^_^

Reference is actually to Chesterton's Ballade of Suicide, findable here (http://branemrys.blogspot.com/2005/06/i-think-i-will-not-hang-myself-to-day.html)