We are not amused

[flemmings]

Ahh- amazon.jp? Remember how I ordered something from you Wednesday morning my time aka Wednesday night yours? And how you emailed me back Thursday night my time aka Friday morning yours that my books were in the mail? And how you dinged me for 3000 yen basic for **priority** shipping plus 300 yen per book on top of that? Yes, well, it is now Monday evening my time aka Tuesday morning yours, which I make to be four days since you put the books in the mail. Granted one day was a Sunday, even so. Three day delivery. My books should be here. They aren't. Why not?

Amazon.jp, you low-lived slithery-slimy scum-sucking money-grabbers, where is my Gaiden 3 and my Papuwa 11??? Huh? Hunh?? HUNHH??

Comments

[deepfryerfire.livejournal.com]

They are next to the BAG OF HAIR!

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

Behind the bottle of BLEACH!

[i-am-zan.livejournal.com]

There, there, *pets* - it;ll get to you.

He'll get to you nice and intact and you can drool some more! ^__^

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

(sniff) He won't, he won't, I know he won't, amazon.jp is making a mock of me, ohhhhhhh..... (sobs some more)

[mikeneko.livejournal.com]

You are soooo spoiled now. But I suppose we could say that it's _their_ fault for spoiling you and not providing the customary late and damanged packages in the past . . .

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

For what I pay them there's no reason for the packages to be late and damaged. I'd rather believe it's the malice of the Indiana PO that does it for you, than that amazon.jp is always like that and I've been the lucky exception for the last nine months.