'O pig you are so beautiful'

A local restaurant has a bacon-chicken-avocado sandwich that looks to die for. 'Yes,' said the friend who posted its picture on Facebook, 'but the avocado should have been cold and instead it got warmed up when the sandwich did.' 'Well, but,' I said, 'one could make one's own at home.' And so I did.
( I luv yore snouty nose )