Happiness and Semiotic Despair, plus Bellairs

Shall link this old but classic entry from bravecows afrai because it still makes me laugh so hard it hurts, especially

Oogenesis -- somebody really enjoying reading the Bible. (See oocorinthians, ooexodus, aarghrevelations.)

Carpel -- to complainl.

Histones -- kick 'im in ~.

( Semiotic despair and the inevitability of misreading )