Some cheese with that whine?

ETA: Oh my god this is so COOL. If I could knit I'd be knitting boobs too.

Here I am with a day off and lo, the world singularly fails to entertain me as is the world's bounden duty. Not 'I have nothing to read' but 'I don't want to read the things I have.' It's either 'eeeevil middle-aged man preying on hapless youth OMG!' Hagio Moto, or 'eeeevil semi-Arab robbers preying on hapless middle-aged woman OMG!' Bujold.
( Cough medicine reading )