flemmings: (sanzou)
flemmings ([personal profile] flemmings) wrote2016-11-14 08:33 pm

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Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply heating cream to your aching shoulders *afterwards*.

Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply Nivea cream to your dry hands *afterwards*.

Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply Voltaren to your twinging elbows *afterwards*.

This is why I didn't wear my lenses today.

Also: if you're wondering why you're so cold at night in spite of the heat being on, it's maybe because the cold moist air humidifier is blowing its little wind directly at your bed.
incandescens: (Default)

[personal profile] incandescens 2016-11-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ow ow ow.

To be clear

[identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com 2016-11-15 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't actually touch my eyes with any of those substances. It was more 'Oh rats, I was going to put my lens in, now I have to wait' x 3, and finally 'Oh forgeddit'.
incandescens: (Default)

Re: To be clear

[personal profile] incandescens 2016-11-15 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm very relieved to hear it.

(Never done anything quite that bad myself, but "the time I managed to inhale toothpaste up into my sinuses while brushing my teeth and coughing" is a vivid memory.)

Re: To be clear

[identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com 2016-11-15 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Intensely painful. My sympathy.

(Which always makes me wonder at those children who insist on sticking things up their nose.)