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Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply heating cream to your aching shoulders *afterwards*.
Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply Nivea cream to your dry hands *afterwards*.
Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply Voltaren to your twinging elbows *afterwards*.
This is why I didn't wear my lenses today.
Also: if you're wondering why you're so cold at night in spite of the heat being on, it's maybe because the cold moist air humidifier is blowing its little wind directly at your bed.
Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply Nivea cream to your dry hands *afterwards*.
Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply Voltaren to your twinging elbows *afterwards*.
This is why I didn't wear my lenses today.
Also: if you're wondering why you're so cold at night in spite of the heat being on, it's maybe because the cold moist air humidifier is blowing its little wind directly at your bed.

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To be clear
Re: To be clear
(Never done anything quite that bad myself, but "the time I managed to inhale toothpaste up into my sinuses while brushing my teeth and coughing" is a vivid memory.)
Re: To be clear
(Which always makes me wonder at those children who insist on sticking things up their nose.)