And I've never heard the original song either

[flemmings]

To have it handy. Not that many of my fandoms are there

Lucky Jack and Maturin
Had done the dirty bop
But none could afterward recall
Which one had been on top.

An' it's who'll slash ye next time
Who'll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.

Vetinari said to Carrot,
If you can believe it,
"Put that kingly sword away
Or I swear I'll help you sheathe it!"

An' it's who'll slash ye this time
Who'll slash ye noo?
The lass who slashed ye last, lad,
She no will slash ye noo.

Aral Vorkosigan, he was there,
And feeling mighty warm:
He'd tackle any lad or lass
Who wore a uniform.

You`re better than my Nescafe
moaned Klaus to Dorian Red
The Earl of Gloria just licked his lips
and pulled him in their bed.

That wabbit may be wascally
And oft-inclined to mock,
But even when he's dressed in drag,
He'll show you what's up, doc!

Singin' ass to your partner
balls against the wall!
If ye cannae get slashed on Livejournal
ye cannae get slashed at all!

Comments

[rasetsunyo.livejournal.com]

OMG WINNIE THE POOH SLASH. Noooooooooooo my childhood!

Vetinari said to Carrot,
If you can believe it

I... I don't think I can. *brain explodes*

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

Oh my virgin eyes/ears.

[feliciter.livejournal.com]

wait what you wrote Loony Tune slash?! where is it?

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

That thread is essence of yaoi in a nutshell. No peak no point no meaning (and in the version I first heard, owari nashi- no ending.) All in fun and we're not serious for a minute. Alas that western yaoi became the battlefield it did.

And even then, the Gundam Wing or Tokyo Babylon pairing feuds of a decade ago are as nothing to the recent Harry Potter shipping idiocies.

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

Rule 34, is it? If it exists, then there *is* porn for it.

Judas awoke to find in bed
A randy King of Kings
Jesus just sighed and said "Fangirls
will slash most anything."

has its own section at fanficnet. Maybe look there? CAVEAT: no one says it has to be *good* porn.

[i-am-zan.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oohh! *gigglesLaughssmiles* Ohnoes ...You ... you clever thing you!!! And a great post and and *ahahahahaa!*

Ohnoes!!! *facesplittinghurtinggring*

Thank you! I didn't know I needed this till just but I think this just cheered me up today!!!

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

Nothing clever. I'm just quoting. Though I feel like joining the game:

Sam Vimes of the Watch was there
Chewing through cigars
Wondering who'd want to have
A Carrot up their arse.

Young William of the A-M Times
Was moaning 'bout his burden-
He's wooed Miss Cripslock patiently
But still can't get a Worde in.

Said Havelock the debonair
'Now *don't* get in a huff.
We'll do it soon, but just right now
You're not quite Moist enough.'

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

*tea goes everywhere*
XD
I must confess... I have written Vimes/Carrot fic but it went nowhere as Carrot was too dense to pick up on what Vimes was suggesting and Vimes just didn't have it in him to be more blunt.