Windows of the soul

If I must have an eye exam I don't want and that I have to pay for myself (and it wasn't even the thrice-damned Tories that removed eye care from the public health, IIRC, but those pseudo-little friends of all the world Liberals) it helps to have it conducted by a breezy, cheerful, knowledgeable young doctor with (my image of) a Ming dynasty scholar face-- narrow, oval, thin-nosed, ought to be wearing an academician's cap instead of that distressing gelled feather cut. (Also needs a moustache.) I get told everything I want to know without having to bang it loose with a chisel, plus aesthetic perks.
( Cut for boring health stuff )