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flemmings ([personal profile] flemmings) wrote2020-06-20 09:00 pm
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Well, yes, if you sleep in to noon and don't eat after six p.m., you find yourself doing intermittant fasting, like it or no. I hope this is the reason my hot weather bloated body is still registering weight loss, though I'm prepared to wake up some morning a kilo or two heavier than the night before.

Have contracted for new front stairs. The loose step- actually, the step whose stone tread came off bodily- is not mendable by concrete patch unless you're the Argentinian genius mason who mended the previous broken step five years ago. Contractor pointed out that the stone treads aren't a whole unit with the base underneath, but discrete entities that were cemented onto a previous flight of steps by that decidedly ungenius mason, the previous owner. No wonder they came off. And I was told twenty years ago that they were made of a friable kind of stone that no one in their right minds uses anymore, so no wonder they eventually shattered into shards.

New steps will be wood, because I can't afford stone, and friable in their own fashion, because you're not supposed to seal them until they've had a year or two to weather. 'Don't put salt on them,' says the contractor (a West Indian Desi for a change, in this town where the Italians and Portugese monopolize the building trades, and oddly fatherly where the others tend to be bumptiously superior to the not-a-man employing their services.) Which is Ha Ha Ha, as he acknowledges, but maybe I'll use sand instead this winter, which I have because my bro left me several jugs-full when he moved. Eeyore expects the construction process to be fraught with anxiety, but I shall feel 100% less anxious about everything when it's done. (Fatherly contractor, who's at least 15 years younger than me, is most concerned that I have stable steps and hand rails for after the knee surgery I told him I'm having. Maybe he's being more concerned son? It's hard for a Boomer to tell the difference, given that we all still believe we're 35 except for the ones who think they're 20.)

I will still have overwrought iron rails on one side because the contractor, like his Mediterranean brethren, is enamoured of them. No matter. Bro next door, or rather s-i-l, had new wooden steps put in some time in the oughties, *and* painted, and their newel post is now rotted down the middle. Wrought iron, which is actually aluminium I suspect, at least doesn't split. Damned stuff lasts forever, alas.

[identity profile] mvrdrk.livejournal.com 2020-06-24 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
My friend the painting contractor business owner says, you can paint, but the wood will exhale humidity forcing you to paint again next year. They recommend waiting 12 months before paint or stain, because they don't like getting calls about their paint jobs failing. Still I think your stairs will be nifty after it's replaced.

[identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com 2020-06-24 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
That's useful to know, thanks. Am quite happy to wait a year before doing any work of my own. Though I probably should hire someone to do it. Railings are fiddly things.